01
Drop the receipts
Upload a spending screenshot, paste a bank export, or enter the purchases you are brave enough to admit.
Financial SaaS with zero bedside manner
Your spending habits deserve a public roast.
Upload your spending, get savagely specific financial commentary, then share the evidence. When you are done laughing, unlock a budget plan that gives the plot a better ending.
First roast is free. No bank connection required.
Sample verdict
“Your food delivery budget has a more active social life than you do.”
The Professor Jeff promise
Honest signals, no fake hype.
$0
for your first roast
You choose
what financial data to submit
No shame spiral
just jokes, then practical next steps
Office hours
Three steps from transactions to content.
The roast is the hook. The share card spreads it. The redemption plan makes the joke unexpectedly useful.
02
Get professionally humbled
Professor Jeff turns your spending patterns into a sharp, specific roast—not generic money advice wearing a funny hat.
03
Post the evidence
Your best lines become a polished vertical roast card built for screenshots, group chats, Reels, and TikTok.
Extra credit
Start the redemption arc
Upgrade when the joke lands. Get a practical budget plan based on the same habits Professor Jeff just dragged.
Pick your character arc
Laugh for free. Improve on purpose.
No enterprise theater, complicated seat counts, or surprise fees.
Public humiliation
Free Roast
$0 / roast
- One spending roast
- Screenshot, export, or manual entry
- One shareable social card
- No credit card required
Plot development
Redemption Arc
Roast it. Then fix it.
$9 / month
For anyone ready to turn “financially chaotic” into a temporary character trait.
Unlimited monthly roasts
Personal category targets
Monthly redemption plan
Progress check-ins
Fresh share cards
Cancel anytime
Before you submit the evidence
Questions from the financially accused
Class is in session
Your bank statement already knows. Now let Professor Jeff say it.
Bring the receipts. Leave with a roast worth posting—and maybe a plan worth keeping.
Generate my free roast